Add Monkeywrenching Under the Mistletoe to your goodreads shelf:
It’s the most wonderful time of the year…
…Or at least, it should be.
Sydney loves working at her parents’ Christmas theme park, but this year Santa’s Village has been invaded by the most annoying man to ever wear an elf costume. Sure, he looks like a Viking sex god (even in powder blue spandex), but Dash has to go. Her parents are going to sell the park if Dash proves he can run it successfully and Sydney won’t allow that, no matter how much she enjoys making those bells on his costume jingle.
If she wants her merry little Christmas she’s going to have to throw a monkey wrench in his plans.
While he was saving the world he accidentally ended up saving himself for the right girl…
There’s a reason Dash has spent the last three years sitting in a tree to protect it from loggers. He swore to never let his mom drag him into her problems again, but somehow he’s the one working to save her investment while she relaxes in front of the fire. And every time he turns around Sydney is there, showing off her novelty holiday sex toys, bottle feeding her rescue goats, and forcing him to confront the fact that he’s a 25-year-old virgin in a Jack Frost costume. She’s infuriating and adorable and he’s pretty sure she’s trying to sabotage every move he makes, but he’d still give anything to meet her under the mistletoe.
Contains: miniature goats with vibrating toys, monkeywrenching, a girl who always goes too far, and a guy who stays with her every step of the way (even while wearing pointy elf shoes).