Wow, it’s been a minute (or a million minutes…)!

But here I am, and here YOU are, and on December 5th Monkeywrenching Under the Mistletoe will be here, too!

I know it has taken a looooooooong time and I apologise. My life kind of imploded, and I learned the hard way that I am not a woman who can do ALL OF THE THINGS.

I am a woman who can do, maybe, three of the things? (If I want to do them well.) Friends, I found myself with entirely TOO MANY THINGS and as a result I couldn’t write for a long time. It sucked, and if any of you have been in the Too Many Things Place (or are there now) then I am holding you in my heart.

But my writing brain is back and I’m excited to share Syd and Dash’s novella with you!

It’s the most wonderful time of the year…
…Or at least, it should be.

Sydney loves working at her parents’ Christmas theme park, but this year Santa’s Village has been invaded by the most annoying man to ever wear an elf costume. Sure, he looks like a Viking sex god (even in powder blue spandex), but Dash has to go. Her parents are going to sell the park if Dash proves he can run it successfully and Sydney won’t allow that, no matter how much she enjoys making those bells on his costume jingle.

If she wants her merry little Christmas she’s going to have to throw a monkey wrench in his plans.

While he was saving the world he accidentally ended up saving himself for the right girl…

There’s a reason Dash has spent the last three years sitting in a tree to protect it from loggers. He swore to never let his mom drag him into her problems again, but somehow he’s the one working to save her investment while she relaxes in front of the fire. And every time he turns around Sydney is there, showing off her novelty holiday sex toys, bottle feeding her rescue goats, and forcing him to confront the fact that he’s a 25-year-old virgin in a Jack Frost costume. She’s infuriating and adorable and he’s pretty sure she’s trying to sabotage every move he makes, but he’d still give anything to meet her under the mistletoe.

Contains: miniature goats with vibrating toys, monkeywrenching, a girl who always goes too far, and a guy who stays with her every step of the way (even while wearing pointy elf shoes).

Things I have googled while working on Monkeywrenching Under the Mistletoe:

 Christmas themed sex toys

 Pigmy goat elf costumes

 Naughty holiday cards 

If any of that sounds like your cup of eggnog then you can preorder it for a December 5th delivery

 I’m also working on a Vella short about some of the side characters in Monkeywrenching – more news soon! If any of you are keen Vella readers I would love to hear from you!

I’m looking forward to it all and want to say THANK YOU for reading my books and this blog. I appreciate it more than I can say.

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